The Life of the Party

This site’s about me and my wild reality. It's like a movie; strippers on my arm, a stiff drink in hand, and nights that always run too long. Some people chase pride. Me? I chase legacy, last call, and stories worth retelling.

I know how to have a good time. Sure, I might nod off in a boat, snore in a chair, or end up flat on the floor, but that just means I gave it everything I had. Every night’s a gamble, and at least I stand for something in life. If you don’t, that’s your problem. Open your mouth about it and we’ll see how far you get.

You'll Find Me Sleeping At:

The Boat

Ah, the boat. Where the waves rock me to sleep better than any damn bed. Just make sure the anchor’s set, or I’ll wake up in the next county, wondering where the hell I am.

The Deer Stand

Catching some Z's in a deer stand? Hell yeah. Just me, my dumbass grandson, some snacks, and a bunch of confused deer wondering why I’m not hunting.

Another Boat

Wait, what? Am I really back on a boat again? I must be losing my damn mind.

You Think You Can Take Me Punk?

Cut the crap and put your fists up if you’re the real deal, kid. Nothing means anything unless you’re ready to back it up. I'm all about standing my ground, and I’m ready to go all in for it.

You think this is a joke? Let’s settle this like men. Fill out the form below if you want to throw down. Meet me somewhere and let’s see what you’ve got.

Ready for a Challenge?

Don’t waste my time. If you can’t handle it, that’s your failure, not mine. And if you back out, you’re a coward who never should’ve shown up in the first place.